Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone? Life is brief and full of torment — and having hope for humanity just makes it worse. These nominees have found clever ways to turn unimaginable profits while draining the last bits of human dignity and hope. Brilliant! Purdue Pharma is responsible for bringing Oxycontin to market, and triggering one of the largest health crises in US history. The company was fined $600 million dollars for false marketing practices that obscured the drug’s addictive qualities. Opioid overdoses are now leading cause of death among young people in America ahead of car accidents and gun violence. Purdue Pharma will report over $35 billion dollars in earnings this year.

Spirit

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Fire

for bringing us closer to a post-apocalyptic hellscape…

COCKBLOCK PG&E

Imagine there’s no future. It isn’t hard to do. Everyone knows climate change, massive volcanic eruptions, or the sun exploding into a super-nova will eventually boil the oceans and burn everything else to ash, so why wait? These nominees are working hard to make tomorrow’s catastrophes happen today! PG&E equipment was responsible for at least 17 of 21 major fires in Northern California in the past year. Many of these fires were due to lack of powerline maintenance.